Bags, Butts and Bad Hair: Please Control the Cray-Cray

Bags, Butts and Bad Hair: Please Control the Cray-Cray

It’s something we never grow tired of: Noticing problems and sharing our opinions about them. It’s good we’re up to the challenge because when it comes to bags, butts, and bad hair, we’ve been given a lot of material. So, right now, it’s time to stop the craziness and tell you all our feels.

First, ladies, what are you carrying?

Stop, look down, and take a hard close look at your essential carry-on. Is it dated? Is it worn out? Or did you borrow it from your grandma?

And God forbid, does it look like this?

The expression is “Let the cat out of the bag.” Not “Turn your cat into a bag.” This is wrong on so many levels, we’re scratching our scratching posts.

The point is this: If you haven’t updated your tote in the last year, it’s time to un-clench your clutch. Check out the accessories at Nixon & Company’s online boutique.

We love this Alem Cognac Weekender.

And this Mamuye Leather Tote.

Remember: Your bag says a lot about you, and it shouldn’t say “There’s a sippy cup in here.” If your six-year-old would carry it, put it back. If grandma thinks it would look great hanging from her walker, put it back. You get the message.

One more thing on purses: Don’t be afraid to go big. Not only can you load it up with more shit (adult sippy cups), we always say this: The larger the purse, the tinier the appearance of your behind. Why, yes mam, that bag does make your butt look small.

 Speaking of behinds…

Always check your view from the rear.

Get a full length mirror and check it early and often. Too many times, we’re rushing out the door and focusing on the day ahead that we forget about the things behind.

Be sure to look at the back of your hair, your butt, your shorts, and your pants. Yes, do wear white, but keep it loose and keep it classy. This washed-out wedgey has to hurt. But it hurts us more.

Next, ladies: Don’t sweat it.

Seriously, we mean: Don’t sweat in it. The problem comes when you’re wearing grey, which is quick to show every ounce of perspiration. If it’s tight, and you think you’re going to sweat, remember these are 50 shades no one wants to see.

The problem of wearing grey gets worse when you’re heating up in the no-no region. This problem is beyond camel-toe. This is: “Camel’s been at the river drinking.” Ladies, loosen up and lighten up, and don’t let this be you.

Finally: Stop the cray-cray of not cutting.

We get it: You love the glamour. You want the locks. But hair takes a beating with bleaching, shampooing, and flat ironing. It can grow unevenly, and ends eventually split.

And despite our love our good products, no product on earth is going to fix your hair if it’s gotten to this point:

And this would make even a cat handbag choke.

If this is you, make an appointment today. We can fix this. And we won’t even insult you.

In conclusion, we are hopeful that by shedding light on these bad bags, rear views, and hair cut avoidance, we can right some of the problems of this world. But there are so many, and we’re just getting warmed up. Come in to see us. We’ll talk.

Jump into the Summer Fashions of 2018. Seriously, in a Jumper.

Jump into the Summer Fashions of 2018. Seriously, in a Jumper.

You know what we say. What happens in Vegas… comes back to be shared with you all. That’s because we went to “Market” in Sin City, where we learned about all the latest looks that will soon be sweeping Colorado. We brought back gorgeous wares, and the real story of the summer fashions of 2018. Let’s jump right in.

You thought we were kidding.

No, we really mean: Jump right in. Because what’s in is jumpers.

It’s a look stolen from simpler times. When clothes were classy. When communication was face to face. When all our girlfriends wore the same outfit:

Check out the rompin’ fun to be had in this hot romper. Our 50s sisters knew how to enter a room. Or a playground.

Those bare shoulders. Those checks. We love the look. But if this is too vintage for you, fast forward a few decades, when jumpers returned to dominate:

Holy one-piece, Batman! That hair. Those belts. Those pleats. This was a look that deserves an encore. (By the way, since it’s the 1980s again, by Batman we mean Michael Keaton.)

But we digress. Back to the jumpers of the good old days:

So fun. So easy. And so terrycloth, the forgotten feel-good fabric. This may even still be in your closet.

If you’ve lost your beach playsuit, never fear.

Nixon and Co has the 2018 romper. This is one piece that’s a one-piece you’re going to absolutely have to have. Today’s look is based on the looser styles of the 80s, but it’s lighter and sleeker. Less cinching and more flattering. Come in and try it on!

One more thing: Stripes are ripe!

Another trend for summer is the return of stripes. Look at these hotties taking in the sun. They knew then what we know now: It’s not summer without these strappy blues and whites. These ladies also knew style, which is why their gentlemen came a’ courting. And didn’t hook up with them on Tinder. 

We’re proud to feature the stripes of today. Classic. Timeless. Hell, even vertical. They’re coming soon to Nixon & Co!

So: Key takeaways for your summer fashions of 2018

Jumpers are in. Stripes are in. Look at these ladies of yesterday who combined them both. Grab a shoulder and dip your toe in to test these waters. See how great they’ll look on you!

Nixon & Co has the summer fashions of 2018 plus amazing looks you’ll love year-round. Come in to check out the styles and hear about our adventures in Vegas. We’ll tell all. Or will we?

Beads, Brews, and Boobs: Mardi Gras Lessons To Take With You All Year

Beads, Brews, and Boobs: Mardi Gras Lessons To Take With You All Year

Yes, we just got back from Vegas. Not New Orleans. But the spirit of Mardi Gras was everywhere. Or maybe that was just the naked breasts. Regardless, we brought home the latest styles and fashions we’ll be featuring at our instore and online Boutique. And in the interest of Fat Tuesday, we also brought back our insights on Mardi Gras and what we can all learn from this annual party every day of the year.

First off: The Beads

A tradition of Mardi Gras involves acquiring beads and other “throws” tossed into the crowds by people on the floats. Parade-goers dive for the treasures in the quest for strands. What can we take away from this?

It’s simple: Jewelry is good. Take all that you can. Accept all offerings, and purchase more yourself. Like this Threaded Bojo Leather Cuff.

Or one of these exquisite Calhoun Stone Bracelets.

Embrace the gifts of Mardi Gras. But don’t wait for a passing float. Shop now.

Second: The Brews

Mardi Gras is indeed known as a big drunken party, which perplexes travel experts. Sure there are the shenanigans of the French Quarter, the drinking, and the flashing (we’ll get to that), but Mardi Gras is actually meant for families. You know, like the Meadows of Castle Rock.

Remember that Mardi Gras is a celebration of the last day of the “Carnival Season” and the day before Ash Wednesday. So remember, when you’re in New Orleans on any given February, drink responsibly. And when you’re in the Meadows, drink at Crush Wine Bar or Astro Tap House. Like we do.

Finally: The Boobs

Despite Fat Tuesday being a family affair, the boobs of Mardi Gras are out there. Sources say uninformed tourists are under the impression that they must bare their breasts in order to get the beads, coconuts, toys, and other trinkets of the festival. While some of these items are highly coveted, they cannot be “officially” obtained by flashing your goods. Besides a heat wave (or a really good bet), there is no reason to let the girls out.

What we can we learn from this? Ladies, keep it classy. During Mardi Gras and all the time, don’t show your ta-tas. Trust us. We just got back from Vegas, and as we mentioned, we’ve seen enough.

What can you show instead? You in a sexy, lacy bralette, like this one.

Browse our entire collection here. And be on the lookout – we have some great new styles coming in, with something perfect for everyone, of every size.

Ladies, the spirit of Mardi Gras is always with us, and so are the lessons: Get more jewelry. Hold your liquor. And keep your boobs covered. Is that so hard? We don’t think so. For more lessons on fashion, style, and life, come in and see us.

4 Things Not to Do on Valentine’s Day

4 Things Not to Do on Valentine’s Day

Sure, we all know what society tells us to do. First, remember that it’s Valentine’s Day and not just — er — Wednesday. But instead spend the days leading up to the big event hoping your partner plans something romantic. Or, just plan something yourself and begrudge the fact that your partner couldn’t figure it out. Capture the whole thing on Facebook and call it a night.

At Nixon and Co, we’re here to say, enough of this approach. It’s time to take back the excitement, promise, and potential of this day that we felt when we were young. Screw Hallmark and focus on not doing these key things instead.

Eat chocolate.

If you’re like us, you’re still buttoning up your pants from Super Bowl Sunday. So, if your partner brings you chocolate, just say no. As your honest girlfriends, we’re here to tell you: Chocolate makes your clothes shrink. It can bring major devastation to your waistline, your complexion, and your menstrual well-being. If he or she brings you chocolate, keep your eye on the prize – your sanity, and the clothes in your closet, at our store online, or in our gorgeous boutique. Toss the chocolate aside. Well, okay, that’s harsh. What we really mean is just put it in the freezer.

Be sad.

Another thing not to do on this day is to be sad. Yes, the flowers, the reservations, the cards – it’s all designed for love and Valentine’s. This can be daunting if you’re in a relationship, and downright depressing if you’re not. We say, screw that.

If you’re coupled up, do what you want to do this holiday – even if it’s sitting on the couch and watching Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. If you’re single, rejoice. Valentine’s Day is one less thing you have to worry about – and tomorrow it will be over for another year. The point is this ladies: Regardless of your situation, don’t be sad on this day. Be happy, dammit.

Expect others to buy you anything.

One more thing we all shouldn’t do on VD is to sit back and wait for treasures to roll in. If you’re in a relationship, your partner may forget the day, or – even more likely – forget all your tastes. If you’re not in a relationship, the only gifts you get may come from your mom.

We say, get out in front of this right now and go get something special for yourself. Like this incredible bag.

Or this adorable bling.

Don’t wait for someone else. Come in today, or shop our online Boutique. Buy your own shit. You can do it, and you deserve it. It’s Valentine’s Day!

Look bad.

Finally, one more thing not to do on the 14th is to go into it looking your worst. If you have the winter blahs, or your style is as dull and brittle as the February air, take this opportunity to revive and refresh. Coupled up or single, you should look as good as Hallmark says you should. Make an appointment here!

Christmas is done. New Year’s is done. Hell, even the Ground Hog has come and gone. And soon we’ll be on to St. Patrick’s. Make the most of VD this year by not doing these key things. Instead, just have fun and focus on you. And get in here to see us, already.

6 Fashion Rules You Should Be Breaking

6 Fashion Rules You Should Be Breaking

When we hear rules at Nixon and Company, we’re skeptical. Sure, some rules are great. Like the 10 Commandments. Or the Golden Rule. Or our salon policies.

But many rules are just downright oppressive. And our immediate reaction when we hear them? It’s “Says who?”

For example, these six fashion rules have been blindly followed by too many people. Who made them? And who says we have to follow them?

We’re here to say “Enough!”

Don’t wear white after Labor Day

Yes, this rule had its time and place. In sweltering New York City at the turn of the century. Back then it was as much about the need to wear lighter fabrics in the summer, as it was to define a class in society.

We say, nonsense! Come out of the 1900s. The only rule now about what’s “acceptable” is to first check out your rear view when you’re donning your whitest whites. If we can see your thong or your butt looks like Swiss cheese, don’t wear it.

Don’t show your bra

True, letting your bra strap show can still look, we’ll just say it, trashy. Your mother was right. But it’s 2018, and what’s classy now is to show a “bralette.” These lacy, loose garments are sweet and sexy. And just because your teenage daughter lives in them doesn’t mean you can’t too! Trust us – break the rules and let it show!

When it comes to jewelry, less is more

What is that rule-of-thumb? Put on your entire outfit, as you’ve planned it, then stand in front of the mirror, and take one thing off. What kind of crap is that? We say, put it all on, and own it, sister!

Less is not more. In fact, more is more. Stack necklaces. Add on bracelets. Load up on rings. Go ahead, ladies. Wear it all.

Never wear gold and silver jewelry together

Who’s the buzz-kill who thought of this one? They say the same person also said women over 40 shouldn’t wear short skirts. The reality is: It’s 100% okay to do this. In fact, it’s even stylishly chic. You can wear it all together – gold, silver, brushed gold, rose gold, sterling silver, or any other kind of metal. You can even layer them, you crazy woman!

Shorts are only for summer

We find this rule very limiting to our creativity and our budget. There are cute shorts out there, and we should be free to wear them year-round. Especially in Colorado, where it could be 80 degrees in February.

Pull out those classic tweeds or those dressy velvets, and mix them with a sweater, scarf, and hat. The trick though: Add some leggings or tights. You are not a middle-school boy who “never gets cold.” It’s winter, ladies. Put some frickin’ clothes on.

You must use shampoo to wash your hair

This rule goes beyond fashion and concerns the tresses that make up every outfit. Your hair. Stop washing it all the time, for the love of God. You simply don’t need it. Shampoo is drying and overrated. Discover ways to skip the shampoo here. And if you must pursue the suds, try a dry shampoo.

Rules you can’t break

So now that we’ve taken away all the laws that you’ve held so dear and you think we’re heading toward a fashion free-for-all (Lord help us), we’ll add a few rules you should be following.

Don’t wear socks with open-toed shoes. Some crunchy young person may have told you this was okay. They were high. Do not do this. Tevas with socks, Birkenstocks with socks, flip flops with socks: They’re all bad. Stop now.

Pajamas are only for your house. Or maybe the carpool line. As long as you don’t get out. Even if your car is on fire. Do not wear PJs to the grocery store. Do not wear them pumping gas. Do not wear them to the bank. Again, put some clothes on.

Do not wear UGGs with a short skirt or shorts. These fluffy booties of love are not for year-round! Don’t wear a skirt with no tights in the winter, or a skirt with Big Foot boots in the summer. Decide what season you’re in and embrace it ladies.

As you can see, some rules were meant for breaking, and some rules were meant for screaming from the roof tops. We know them all. Come talk to us about your fashion hopes and dreams. And we’ll crush them for you.

Hope to see you soon.